Little Clouds


Fuck You Bro! (3)
April 8, 2009, 7:09 pm
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I’m going to be an oddball here, I am only posting a top seven, HA!


07. Mad World: You’re too short! Fuck you man.


06. M Night Shyamalan: What the hell dood (yes I write dude, dood) your movies are just all awful, yeah, I spent money on The Happening, I also walked out of that theatre very upset fifteen minutes into the movie. Why are you so bad?! I don’t get it. How can you still have a job? Fuck you.


05. Wall-E: ….Just kidding I love you Marissa butt
happy school year anniversary!!!


04. Clowns: You scare me, Fuck you.


03. Extenze: God, I always see these commercials and the same thing always gets me, the main guy. The way he says “male enhancement” and then does a weird mouth slap…What the fuck? That’s just weird.. Fuck you.


02. New Found Glory: Are you kidding me? You’re still around!? What the hell I mean really it’s not like you have the same fan base at all like all those weirdo’s that used to like you still do I mean that’d be ridikulus!(yes harry potter ridik) Fuck you New Found Glory for being so shitty


01. Cat Poop: You stink! Cats seem to poop when it’d be the worst possible time- right when you into walk in a room where there is a litter box. they also seem to like to tip over those litter boxes which is another big problem because then you’re stuck cleaning cat poop and pee off the floor! What the hell!! Fuck you!

-Johnny Ketchum

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Hey, Fuck you too(two)!
March 29, 2009, 2:02 pm
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Okay we’re back again with another fuck you countdown. I don’t want to waste anyone’s time and so I’m going just get down to the countdown of fucks.

05. Jonah Hill: Jonah Hill, you are very annoying and all your characters seem like they are just you, a dick. Have you seen the video of you going off on Edgar Wright? that guy is a genius for just proving how much of an asshole you actually are! Fake or not you’re still a dick and I just don’t like you, fuck you. Oh and also fuck you for wearing a Daniel Johnston shirt, you bitch.

04. Jack Thompson: How many things can I really say about this man that hasn’t already been said? He’s the whole reason we still blame video games for school violence, because some how a fps (first person shooter) teaches you how to become a trained assassin. Don’t get it, fuck you.

03. James Carville: You look like a lizard and you’re just ugly, fuck you hillary lover.

02. Kanye West: No, you’re not the greatest rapper of all time, fuck you.

01. Capcom: If you know me, you know how much I love video games and how much I love Capcom, but the thing is, I really don’t love Capcom. I like companies that were a part of Capcom, like Clover, who made games like “Viewtiful Joe”, “God Hand”, and “Okami”. These are some of the greatest games ever because of their art direction and unique stylish gameplay. They were created by Atsushi Inaba, the man created greats for Capcom like “Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney”.

Capcom did the worst thing they could ever do, they scrapped Clover Studios and got rid of a lot of prominent players, including the man who directed “Resident Evil 2”, Hideki Kamiya. Before “Resident Evil 4”, this was the most talked about game in the series. He also created “Devil May Cry”. God just with this fact alone I can go on and on about these guys and who they were and what they did for Capcom, and how Capcom fucked up, bad. Fuck you Capcom.

Here’s the rest of the roster of Platinum Games which was Seeds and before that Clover Studio:
Shigenori Nishikawa: Dino Crisis 2 (PSX), Resident Evil (GC), Resident Evil 4 (GC)
Shinji Mikami: Resident Evil (PSX/GC), Resident Evil 4 (GC), God Hand (PS2)
Yusuke Hashimoto: Resident Evil 3 (PSX), Devil May Cry (PS2), Resident Evil (GC), Resident Evil 4 (GC), God Hand (PS2)

Okay, I’m sorry, but I have to bitch a little more. Not only did they get rid of FOUR prominent players in the entire Resident Evil Series, they got rid of every director and producer for their Resident Evil Series. And now I’m realizing why Resident Evil 5 is so lackluster. They took what these men made and just pooped it out again. Double Fuck You Capcom! and look into Clover Studios and Platinum Games, they did great work.

-johnny